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Information for cats on how to train your humanIt's come to our attention that cats who have access to the internet almost all have human slaves, so we thought a human-training article might be of interest to the majority of our readership. So we put our heads together, asked some of our cat-friends for input, and came up with this list of 5 'Dos and Don'ts' of human training.
5 Dos and Don'ts for Training your HumanFoodDo... demand your own food, as well as your humans foodDon't... actually eat any human food
DoorsDo... demand that closed doors be openedDon't... feel that you have to use them once they are opened
Slave DutiesDo... train your human to stand up when you enter the room, so you can be sure to get the warmest seatDon't... let anyone else use your favorite chair
PlayDo... have your playtime late at night while your human sleepsDon't... get caught on video doing embarassing things - you know it'll end up on YouTube!
HumourDo... remember that your hairless money human is entertaining as well as usefulDon't... let your human take itself too seriously
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